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Prayer for You
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Munnee Gimmee Summ
Meta-Fiscal MeditationsDo the planets control our fates? Are we merely puppets of cosmic forces? Not in my view. I believe the study of astrology can be a liberating force, alerting us to our own unconscious motivations and revealing the long-term cycles in our lives. In offering you my weekly horoscopes, I aspire to unleash the power of your imagination to create the destiny you want. It is in that spirit that I named this column "Free Will Astrology." I hope it serves as a continual reminder that you are always the boss of you. There is another reason I use the title "Free Will Astrology." It communicates the fact that the column is my free will offering to you. Since I began writing my weekly love letters almost 24 years ago, none of my readers has ever paid a penny for them. Whether you've communed with my words online or in one of the 128 free hard-copy publications where they appear, you've always done it for free. That's how I like it, and I plan to keep it that way. In fact, the Web site you are currently visiting has allowed me to expand the palette of freebies I can offer. Now, in addition to the weekly horoscopes, you can indulge yourself gratis in all of the following treats: * Column archives for the last five years. * A free, weekly e-newsletter. * The entire text of my book, The Televisionary Oracle. * Mp3s of seven songs from my CD, Give Too Much. * The Beauty and Truth Laboratory, featuring a host of other writings by me. * Inspired offerings by many other writers, including Robert Anton Wilson, Jay Kinney, and Antero Alli. * And answers to your astrological questions from my trusted associate Stephen Poplin. I offer all this work unconditionally and with an open heart, Beauty and Truth Fans. If you find value in it, it's a gift to me. To know that my creations are of service to you is a sign that I'm succeeding at what the Goddess made me to do -- and that's my ultimate reward. On the other hand, I have no problem making money from doing the work I love. That's why I offer several creations that cost money. They are my book, The Televisionary Oracle, my music CD, "Give Too Much," and my weekly expanded audio horoscopes, the Secret Medicine Show. THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE. A blend of novel, docufiction memoir, guerrilla media rant, and mystery school manifesto. Every one of us lives a hero's or heroine's journey, and this is the story of mine. GIVE TOO MUCH, by me and my band WORLD ENTERTAINMENT WAR, is packed with 24 tracks of killer grooves, unpredictable hooks, and intriguing lyrics. Unlike Stephen King and Amy Tan playing in The Remainders, their writers' joke band, this is not something I do as a hobby. It's a deep collaboration into which I've put my heart and soul. SECRET MEDICINE SHOW, my expanded audio horoscopes. Every Tuesday, beginning at 10 p.m. EST, I make available to you a fresh slate of spoken-word meditations for each sign. They're not rehashes of my written column, but provide a very different approach to the cosmic omens. Averaging three to three-and-a-half minutes in length, these love letters for your ears are both spacious and down-to-earth. They bring out the friendly therapist in me, and callers frequently testify that they are both calming and inspiring. The cost is $1.99 USD per minute. From the United States, call 1-900-903-2500. If you reside in Canada or have a 900 number block on your line, first phone 1-877-873-4888 to purchase access in blocks of time with your credit card. Then call 1-888-682-8777 to hear your expanded audio horoscope. In all cases, please be 18 years of age or older and use a touchtone phone. You can also access these extended readings via RealAudio from anywhere in the world. I'M MAKING A SPECIAL OFFER to anyone who wants to buy both my book and CD. For $25.00, you can get a signed copy of THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE, plus GIVE TOO MUCH. (The price includes postage and handling.) If you'd like, I will also tear the shrinkwrap off the CD and sign the liner notes for you; please just let me know. You'll also receive as a free bonus a double CD of my two-hour "Free Pronoia" performance on radio station KPFA last August. To take advantage of this offer, pay by check or money order, drawn in U.S. funds, to Rob Brezsny and mail it to P.O. Box 761, Petaluma, CA 94953, USA. |
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