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New Name/New Year

  
ADD A NEW NAME IN THE NEW YEAR. Why? Just because it's a fun way to expand your self-concept. There's no need to renounce your existing names. Simply integrate your fresh moniker into the ones you already have.

Here's another good reason to add a new name in 2002.

In some spiritual traditions, devotees must not only perfect their faith and master an understanding of holy texts. They also undertake an arduous process of self-transformation that requires them to retrain their hearts and minds to see things from God's point of view. If they work hard enough and long enough, they ultimately earn the right to undergo a formal initiation. During this rite of passage, each devotee is given a new name to consecrate the expanded worldview he or she has embodied.

In my opinion, every one of you reading these words has, simply by virtue of living your daily life during this time of rapid mutation, done work that was previously the sole province of hermetic religious disciples.

In other words, you have earned the right to receive a sacred initiation that will usher you into the pantheon of bodhisattvas, avatars, gurus, saints, adepts, and wizards. And you richly deserve to be blessed with a fresh spiritual name or title.

Since there is no one more qualified than you to perform your initiation and bestow your new designation, I suggest it's time for a Do-It-Yourself ritual. Only you know how best to do it. Have fun!

Below, to whet your imagination, we provide a list of possible names and titles you might want to steal for your own. Be sure to tell us about your fresh, hot name.


Buddha Christ
Athena Shakti
Thunderbird
Seriously Delirious
Dreamweaver
Fierce Epiphany
White Knight
Wild Face
Kiss Genius
Love Bomb
Neuromancer
Soul-Maker
Fire-Licker
Fizzy Nectar
Rowdy Gusto
Silky Banger
Mango Sucker
Wobble Binder
Wish Crayon
Gut Stormer
Goal Thwacker
Bobbie or Barbie Nostradamus
Phoenix Nectar
Pearly Thunder
Dragon Gumbo
Super Mirror
Bliss Mutator
Sweaty Meditator
Shadow Wrestler
Sacred Boinker
Righteous Harvester
Blooming Ha-Ha
Rumbler
Chthonic Riddler
Painkiller
Blue Thunder
Earthshaker
Slow Wild Heat
Thumper
Matador
Senior Vice President of Strawberry Fields and Hummingbirds
Deputy Director of Green Lights and Purple Hearts
Associate Assistant of White Wine and Oysters on the Half Shell
Supreme Commander of Free Lunches and Poetic Licenses
Senior Vice President of Visionary Horse Sense
Storm Tamer
Fire Keeper
Vajra (a Sanskrit word meaning both "thunderbolt" and "diamond")
Puzzle-Master Supreme
Molten Ruby
Mucho Gusto Coco Loco
Flux
Splashy
Hooch
Lynx
Whirlygig
 
 
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