Kundalini Pledge Drive: The Song

I'm releasing songs and performances from the soundtrack for my book,
PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia.

This piece is called "Kundalini Pledge Drive."




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Here's the text from which the lyrics to this piece are taken:


Are you a sex laugher with rapture in your compassion?

Are you a virtuoso of love with a genius for generosity?

Call 1-888-YO-MOMMA.

Pledge your rippling throbs and your thunderous quivers to the Holy Global Orgasm . . .

Pledge your glistening bliss eruptions and your merciful kiss disruptions to the Holy Global Orgasm . . .

Pledge your fluidic blaze and your songs of praise to the Holy Global Orgasm.

Call 1-888-YO-MOMMA.

We crave the healing shock of your charismatic enigmatic melodramatic mojo.

We crave the philanthropic thrust of your fiendishly ingenious exhilaration.

Holy Global orgasm is coming. Let's bring it on.

Together we will kill the apocalypse. Annihilate Armageddon. Cancel the mass catastrophe. Eradicate the end of the world.

Call 1-888-YO-MOMMA.

Pledge your empathetic euphoria to the Holy Global orgasm

Pledge the sanctified dazzle of your divinely kind libido.

Pledge your sublime tenderness and your frothy lust, flowing from the same refined primal reflex.

We are standing by, ready to register the messianic exaltation of your orgiastic prayers . . . ready for your fearless joy and your ravishingly invincible jubilation . . .

as it brings on the Holy Global Orgasm . . .

and floods the whole wide bloody world with a dangerously vivacious ocean of adoration . . .

And together . . . we will kill the apocalypse. Annihilate Armageddon. Cancel the mass catastrophe. Eradicate the end of the world.

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Credits:
Producer: Rob Brezsny
Composer and author: Rob Brezsny