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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of January 4th, 2024

♊ GEMINI

(May 21-June 20)
As one of your inspirational stories for 2024, I offer this tale from singer-songwriter Tom Waits: "Once upon a time, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. They grew next to each other. Every day, the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and say, 'You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked, and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! I’m tall, and I’m straight.' Then one day, lumberjacks came to the forest and looked around. The manager in charge said, 'Cut all the straight trees.' And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange." (PS: Here’s more from Gemini writer Ralph Waldo Emerson: “Be true to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant.”)

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As you dive in to 2024, would you like to clarify your purpose? Are there fantasies playing at the back of your mind that you'd like to bring fully into your awareness?

This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2024. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, go HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, click "Play Readings", and then select "Part 2" of the "Long-Term Prediction for 2024."

Each reading is 7 to 11 minutes long. Part 1 is still available. Part 3 will be ready for you next week.

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign if you purchase 7 tokens for $7. (You can get discounts for purchasing larger token packages.)

P.S. You can also still access my Sneak Peek at 2024. In these Expanded Audio Horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2024. For the Sneak Peek, click on the reading for Dec 18, 2023.