Free Will Astrology : The Televisionary Oracle


	Buy your copy today! Return to chapter index More words from Rob: Images are Dangerous How I Got Started in the Horoscope Writing Business	Chapter 17 Live from the United Snakes of Rosicrucian Coca-Cola You're tuned to the Televisionary Oracle Featuring continuous updates from the Threshold between Us and Them Where everyone who believes in the devil is the devil Where the archetypes are mutating and so are you Where compassion is an aphrodisiac and all the commercials make you smarter Where everything you know is wrong and yet you still have as much power as fanatics who hate Where there are always cherries ripening in the smoke of burning rain forests The scene: a mother and eight-year-old daughter at a restaurant. Peering earnestly at the waitress, the girl says, "I want a hot dog, french fries, and Coke." The mother doesn't acknowledge this declaration. "My daughter will have the bean salad, plain yogurt, and grapefruit juice," she asserts. Turning to the girl, the waitress asks, "Do you want ketchup with it?" The girl beams at the waitress and muses to herself, "She thinks I'm real." The moral of the story: Make sure that you hang out as much as possible with people like the waitress. This experiment in adoration is brought to you by Telepathics Anonymous, a 13-step program for those who're never sure where other people's feelings leave off and their own begin. Are you one of the millions of Americans suffering from chronic psychic contagion? Telepathics Anonymous offers living proof that the Cult of Scientism doesn't have a clue about how human minds continually overlap. As a get-acquainted gift, the professional boundary-setters at Telepathics Anonymous would like to present you with an omen concerning the future of an illusion you love a little too much. Look for it exactly seventy-one hours and twenty-five minutes from right NOW! Read Chapter 18

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