Free Will Astrology : The Televisionary Oracle


	Buy your copy today! Return to chapter index More words from Rob: Images are Dangerous How I Got Started in the Horoscope Writing Business	Chapter 9 The Televisionary Oracle is broadcast LIVE FROM THE DRIVETIME: the eternally inbetween mood, the ambiance or tunnel or threshold you inhabit as you flow back and forth between the yes and the no, between the lost and the found, between the me and the you. The Drivetime is the sweet sanctuary where you always pretend you mean the opposite of what you're saying and vice versa. Always vice versa. In the Drivetime everything you know is wrong and yet you still have as much confidence and authority as people who love to kill with their opinions. Brainwash yourself before someone nasty beats you to it. Study the difference between wise suffering and dumb suffering until you get it right. Commit crimes that don't break any laws. Visualize Mother Teresa at the moment of orgasm. Build illusions that make people feel so beautiful they can't stand to be near you. Pretend to be crazy so you can get away with doing what's right. Sing anarchist lullabyes to homosexual children. Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be jerks. Review in detail the history of your life, honoring every moment as if you were conducting a benevolent Judgment Day. Eat money. Fuck gravity. Drink the sun. Dream like a stone. Sing in the acid rain. The Televisionary Oracle is brought to you by the white plumeria flowers that fall at your feet as you stroll towards the cove where the sea turtles swim. Read Chapter 10

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